May 2013
Me: I'm just going to rest my eyes for 5 minutes
*Wakes up February 5, 2069*
Tumblr Code.
If I ever see any of you in public, the code is “I like your shoelaces”
that way we know we’re from tumblr without revealing anything
I’m just going to say this to strangers until i find a tumblr person
must keep reblogering!! Im going to be so suspicious if any one tells me this now!
Remember the answer is: I stole them from the president.
i’m still waiting for my princess diaries transformation
where are you paolo
getoffmybloghoe:
when the last step of a school assignment is to have fun
neatpotatoes:
teachers who complain about grading work
epic-humor:
inkys:
if you have a trampoline at your house there’s a 100% chance that when i’m over all i am thinking about is when can we go on the trampoline
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spelling bee moderator: contestant 142, your word is “fergalicious”
contestant: *looks around nervously* um… could i please have a definition?
moderator: *flips through dictionary* “fergalicious. definition: make them boys go loco.”
When I go to a concert
During: THIS IS THE HAPPIEST DAY OF MY LIFE
After: I'll never be happy again.
